Dublin - (Mata Hari Mess): A KGB scam using Irish ID theft in the Anna Chapman espionage saga has led to the expulsion of a Russian diplomat.
Dim-Eatery Rasputin from the legation in Dublin has been ordered back home following the discovery of fraudulent Irish passports seized in the USA.
He is suspected of being the mastermind behind fake IDs such as 'Barry Khrushchev O'Bama' - a notorious birth certificate-less desperado and sometime resident of Chicago, Illinois.
His sidekick, Rahm McYeltsin Emanuel, is another suspect along with various members of the Bushski clan.
The USA has expelled eleven men and women who posed as bona fide American citizens.
Their ringleader Anya Kushchenko now fronts an X-Files-style TV show that offers unlimited opportunities to flash her sometime perky breasts.
Oleg Gordievsky is 69.