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Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Le Monde is reporting today on the three women most prominent in American politics these days. Sub-titled: BOP-ing the vote in America, it features biographies of Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP).

"The Americans are always a puzzlement," writes Le Monde in the English language edition of the paper. In an extensive background study, the newspaper reports that the three women are practically illiterate and know little of world history. When asked the last two books they had read, each one said, See Spot Run and The Cat in the Hat.

The newspaper further speculates from interviews with the women that not one of the three has ever been to a symphony concert, an art museum, or read the New York Times. When asked the NYT question, each one said in unison,"Jew Commies!"

"Apparently, in America," writes Le Monde, "rude, crude, & sexy is the order of the day. These women seem to attract the most un-educated of America and those that some would call, Nativists. It is not a pretty picture these days in the USA! Thank God, we are not all Americans today!"

The three women had readily agreed to the interviews and were shocked by the article.

Bachmann said: "This is the most un-American thing I have ever seen. We should investigate them for their anti-American views."

O'Donnell stated, "Nuke em!"

Sarah Palin looked petulant and snapped, "I wouldn't lower myself to these sexist bastards. Excuse me now, I'm on my way to I-Hops for some Freedom Toast!"

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