Written by Inhopeless
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Topics: The Spoof

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

BIRMINGHAM - Inhopeless, a spoofer, was told to 'chillax'.

The spoofer had written some self-critical and experimental work that was just wierd.

He has also wrote about Price Wars, and the declining standards of movies in the future.

"The guy needs to chill," said a close friend (wait, what?). "He needs to write something about someone finding a true love or something. Maybe like, a guy meets girl or guy meets alien girl if he wants to do that crappy Future News shit. He's really using the place as satire!"

Inhopeless, whose name is a punny joke(what, stop being so serious IH!), disregards that comment.

"What the hell are you smoking? If I was being self-critical I would be writing some random shit in a mother-procreating article about me not being so... Oh, I'm doing it again, aren't I? HEY! ME! Yeah! Medium Awareness here! Stop writing about yourself! Jesus! I really need to stop being so... stop typing!"

As of press time... ah screw it.

Make Inhopeless's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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