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Tuesday, 1 February 2011

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There Is More Snow Now Because Of Climate Change

New York, NY - In a tireless effort to keep everyone happy, and to be politically correct, Climate Change has been renamed Man-made Climate Change. Global Warming was the initial name of the non-existent phenomenon, but it became Climate Change, after world-wide temperatures plunged. Climate Change lasted a few years, until it began to dawn on politicians that the climate has always been changing.

Man-made Climate Change only lasted a few minutes, before it upset some feminist leaders. The newer name is now Man-made and Women-made Climate Change.

This new name upset the more radical feminists, so now the new (and longer) name is Man-made and Womyn-made (But Womyn Really Can't Be Held Responsible Because They Were Victims Of Sexism) Climate Change.

Gender experts and gay-rights were shocked at being ignored by the new name, so it was changed immediately to make them happy. The new name is Man-made and Womyn-made (But Womyn Really Can't Be Held Responsible Because They Were Victims Of Sexism) and Transgendered and I Don't Think It's Any Of Your Business Who Or What I Go To Bed With (and It's All George Bush's Fault Anyway) Climate Change.

That name didn't last too long either, because there are literally dozens of groups and people who are either very upset about being included or not included. So now the newest, and final name change from Global Warming is:

Man-made and Womyn-made (But Womyn Really Can't Be Held Responsible Because They Were Victims Of Sexism) and Transgendered and I Don't Think It's Any Of Your Business Who Or What I Go To Bed With (and It's All George Bush's Fault Anyway) And Sarah Palin's Stupid And I Think I'll Go Have A Good Cry and Suck An Egg Because I'm A Liberal Moron Climate Change

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