As the frenzy surrounding aging Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's fetish with underage women, orgasmic ritual sex performances, and paid conjugal rights continue to come to light, many in Italy's inner circle wonder if American teenage idol Miley Cyrus had a brief dalliance with the Politically Powerful Paternalistic "Papi!"
According to close teenage friends of the American Star, Miley may have attended a pool party at Berlusconi's estate sometime last year after receiving an engraved invitation affectionately signed, "Papi", the name preferred by the wrinkled millionaire when dealing with his 'little angels of love' as he refers to his ever changing concubines.
"As far as I know, " said her publicist, Moshe Greenbaum, "Mylie is still a virgin. Even if she did attend the party out of childish curiosity, I can assure you that if Silvio tried to lay a tentacle on her, or showed her his Calamaro, she would have been shocked...she really doesn't dig Italian food...except for the occasional pizza!"
Prosecutors in Italy are claiming that Berlusconi staged lavish erotic parties featuring nude underage girls willing to do anything for money, or a position in his government, as several protégées have gone on to secure cabinet positions thanks to his backing.
Julian Assange says he knows what's been going on at those parties, but the Wikileaks Wanker , under indictment from his home country for rape said, "Hell, I'd never tell what went on there.....I had too much fun!"
Roman Polanski, also a featured guest, agreed with Julian. "Hell no I won't talk...do you think I want to spend 12 months in an Italian jail...time spent in a Swiss lockup was bad enough because the Swiss have absolutely NO sense of humour when it comes to
sex of any kind, no matter how old the child was when she seduced me!"
Mylie was last seen in California carrying a 'care package' for Charlie Sheen as she visited him in Rehab in an attempt to have him get over his addiction to 'older woman with drug habits!'