BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless cannot find a cool story to write about.
TheSpoof.com writer, who likes stuff, is having writer's block.
The writer's block occurred when, after a spree of writing stories, the Spoofer could not write no more.
"It's not like my fingers hurt," he said. "I just... every time I try to type, my hands wont work. I'm sure my fellow Spoofers have felt the pain. Just sitting there... a blank canvas, plenty of paint, but no brush."
He has tried to counter his block by reading news stories on the BBC, however to no avail, as none of the stories were worth 'taking the piss out of' and too 'uncoverable'.
"It's terrible!" he said, "I can't think of anything to write. I could write about not being able to write, but that defeats the objective."