Philadelphia, PA - A local man has married his better half in a civil ceremony. Don Won married Dawn Wo today at City Hall. Don is the dominant personality who shares a physical body with Dawn, a statuesque brunette. The couple plans to go to the Bermuda Triangle for their honeymoon.
Don says it was love at first sight when he met Dawn.
"Everywhere I went, there she was." he said wistfully. "I guess it was just meant to be. I feel so close to her sometimes that I can feel her heart beating."
Dawn is deeply in love too, and likes being with Don.
"He cheers me up when I feel bad, it's like having a secret friend to talk to. We are soul-mates in every sense of the word." said Dawn. "You're never alone with a schizophrenic."
Don and Dawn both smiled at the same time when they remembered their wedding ceremony at City Hall.
"We both kept having to change into each other's clothes! It was real crazy! Then we decided to just wear everything at once to save time!" laughed Don.
The crazy couple says they are looking forward to settling down, and starting a family after their honeymoon in the Bermuda Triangle.
"We're going to have lots of kids!" shouted Dawn. "I hope the boys look like Don, and the girls like me!"