Outer Space - Dr. Leonard McCoy from the Starship Enterprise says Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, but the birth certificate is still on the Enterprise. Dr. McCoy was the OBGYN for Obama's mother, and he wants to put the controversy about Obama's birth to rest, once and for all. He says the birth certificate is in Sick Bay, and he will be transporting a copy to the American public "as soon as possible."
"I was present at Obama's birth in Hawaii." stated Dr. McCoy. The crotchety doctor says he stayed in Hawaii for six months in 1961 during one of the time-travel episodes on Star Trek.
"I went through this time-machine in the Library on the planet Sarpeidon, just before its sun went nova. An old man named Mr. Atoz pushed me through this portal, and I ended up in Hawaii in 1961. I was there for six-months and practiced medicine. I managed to return to the Library, but only one-second had elapsed in real time, so nobody noticed I was gone." he said.
Dr. McCoy says he has a very sharp memory of Barack Obama's birth, because the baby looked so weird.
"I thought he was a Vulcan! His ears were very strange. His mother was a nasty piece of work too, real bitchy." said Dr. McCoy.
After his time travel adventures ended, Dr. McCoy took all his records and filed them away on the Enterprise.
"Of course I have the birth certificate, I'm a professional." said Dr. McCoy. "I'm having Nurse Chapel search for the damned birth certificate in Sick Bay. She's a moron, so don't expect much!" he grumbled.