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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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"Give me a bus ticket."

Japan - A monkey that escaped from the zoo in Tokyo, Japan and bit over a hundred people, stated in an interview that everyone he bit tasted just awful.

"Hey, I've tasted a lot of people in my time, but the people in Tokyo have a terrible after taste. What the hell are those people eating?"

The food experts that we questioned said that the introduction of a western diet might be the cause.

"There are more McDonalds in Tokyo than there are in New York City."

The monkey said he can't wait to get out of the city where the people eat a more traditional healthy diet and taste a whole lot better.

"I'm no spring chicken (literally) and have to be more careful about my diet these days. I bit more than a hundred people and not one of them was worth eating. You've got to go out of town to find something eatable. Instead of putting me back in that damn cage, give me a bus ticket".

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