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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Authorities in Israel say that not only have they succeeded in stopping Iran's nuclear program with a killer computer virus that has infected it completely, the virus has changed and headed out into Cyber space and now infects all countries, including Israel.

"This was entirely unexpected", stated Johnaton Sadler. "Our military was only trying to bring down the Iranian weapon system. We had no idea that it would evolve into the current virus that has even knocked our own weapons out, except for the new ones we developed before announcing the mutation to the rest of the world."

Sadler stated that by the time it came back to them, it was known as the Bubbee Virus.

"It came to us from the United States as their "Bullfag Virus" and has changed from nation to nation."

"To sum the whole situation up, if you attempt to fire a nuclear weapon at another country, there is a 90% chance of it going elsewhere or even to blow up in it's location."

The Israeli nation has issued an official apology to the United Nations but when it was translated to all languages, there was sudden laughter over all the speakers and a statement "Guess who owns the earth now, Bubbee?"

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