The sexual 'wild oats' of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi may prove to have been sown much wider than originally thought, with some experts claiming that he may have had sex with every woman in Italy, as well as thousands more all over the European continent.
Berlusconi, has, most recently, been linked with 17-year-old nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, who, I must say, looks a very nice young lady indeed!
Italian prosecutors, however, say they have 'hard evidence' that the Premier has slept with more than 29million females throughout Italy, and may have fathered just as many children!
Italy's birth rate has increased substantially in the last ten years - a time when Berlusconi has been at his most prolific. Doctors have been refused permission to publish details of children's blood types and DNA make-up amid fears that Mr Berlusconi may, indeed, be The Father Of All Italy.
This story has got too stupid now, and is getting out of hand. I'm going to stop right here before I go on and say something that I might later regret.