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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Berlusconi just cant resist lovely young Lolitas, so what?

Italian PM, Berlusconi claims he never paid young, under-aged beauties for sex they just did it because he's so wonderful, he looks like a sun-tanned adonis and he's very rich and powerful (!), so why should he pay for something the young bimbo's want anyway?

Berlusconi is in court facing sex-scandal charges surrounding his very dodgy private life and obviously claiming his innocence. He also asked, "what scandal?"

Italy is virtually owned by Berlusconi, he owns the legal system, the judges, the police, telecommunications and even the mafia so where's the problem? He also loves beautiful Italian, very young pussies and strokes them now and then, who wouldn't and so what?

Italians with all of their Catholic, political and corruption scandals tend to be slightly hypocritical when it comes to shooting down their corrupt VIP's with such worthless scandal mongering.

Berlusconi is just a naughty old man who abuses his powerful position, he's a hot-blooded ageing Italian who enjoys the company of young "pussy", just like many of the world leaders have always done and will always surely do (unless they're gay?).

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