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Sunday, 16 January 2011

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Tunisian Leader Bip Besotha

Batta Berundi - The troubled nation of Tunisia took a pause today to celebrate the appointment of Bip Besotha as official leader of a caretaker government.

Officials say Bip has been a caretaker at the official residence of the president for years now and seeing as how he kept things in good order, changed the filters regularly and most importantly had the "most keys" he was the logical choice, all things considered.

A man of few words who prefers actions over words, Bip announced from his office in the basement of the capital building that he plans on putting out a number of work orders early next week to deal with civil unrest and the economy once he makes a few phone calls with sales people, fixes some chairs and make time for friendly chit chat with anyone he meets in the hallways because "that's important too".

The first order of the day for Tunisia according to the new leader will be to repaint the outside of the capital building including the fences which he says "really needs it", air out all the rugs and give the interior a "thorough once over up and down".

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