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Saturday, 15 January 2011

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A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs will also now receive 72 male teenage virgins from Allah if they give their lives during an act of Holy Jihad.

Fatwa explained: "Islam has long been accused of oppression of women, but now we are doing something to address the balance! Why shouldn't our female freedom fighters also receive the gift of teenage virgins from Allah? They too have needs!"

Fatwa is considered something of a moderate among radical hate-mongers and many have critisised his stance. Nima Burka, spokesperson for womens group DMBLBIT (Does My Bomb Look Big In This) said "What an insane notion, why would any women want 72 teenage boys. Think of all the hormones, the sulking, the mood-swings, not to mention the sexual act would be over in minutes. This is craziness!"

Fatwa counters the criticism by explaining "What people are not considering is that 72 male virgins having sex for 1 to 2 minutes each, well, this could add up to an hour and half....maybe two hours! It is no so bad when you think about it! Allah Akbar!"

The row continues.

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