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Friday, 14 January 2011

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Bill Ayers: Bombs Better than Voting Booth To Show Dissent!

Weatherman and SDS bomb throwers Bill Ayers and hippie wife Bernadette Dohrn hosted a cocktail party in Chicago to celebrate the media toasting of Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn back after the tragic shooting in Arizona left 6 dead.

Not noted, was that the festive occasion was also a fund raiser for Mayoral hopeful
Rahm Emanuel, the former Mossad Agent, Ballad Dancer and Crisis Manager for former
Chicago underboss, Barry Obama.

The liberal gathering was said to be high fiving each other as the main stream media jumped all over the tragedy and within 5 minutes tied the abomination to conservatives who had voiced their frustration with the Obama Agenda by voting at the polls in the last election, and NOT at the downtown super market where a delusional, drug crazed loner who his former friends said 'was not political' went on a murderous rampage.

Ayers, now a retired "Distinguished University Professor from Illinois University, Chicago, was responsible for a string of bombings in the 70's, including, but not limited to, The Pentagon, the Capitol Building, and the NYC police department.

He was also the leading proponent of the "Days of Rage" urging "violet, armed struggle' against the government using bombings and armed robberies to promote their agenda of Peace, Love, Sex, Rock & Roll and medicinal methods for 'getting their mind straight."

Upon the release of his recent tell all book, Ayers said "he only wished he could have done more and I don't regret setting those bombs."

Several others were in attendance at the celebratory party including former (defeated)
Democratic Congressman Paul Kanjorski (PA) who was quoted as saying about the newly elected Governor of Florida Rick Scott, " Instead of running for governor....they should put him up against the wall and SHOOT him."

Also in attendance was a delegation from the Bergen County NJ teachers union who put out a prayer to their union members wishing that newly elected Republican Governor Chris Cristie would die a death like Patrick Swazye, Michael Jackson, Billie Mays and Farrah Fawcett.

Many of the revelers recalled their favourite hits against GOP opponents and even
mentioned John "Ketchup" Kerry replying to Bill Maher's comment of going to the New Hampshire primaries and 'killing two birds with one stone", and he replied:

"....I could just go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and the kill the real bird with ONE stone!"


And speaking of Peace, Nobel Peace Laureate Betty Williams at a speech said" right now I could kill George Bush.....I would love to do that!"

The party goers all laughed heartily when the slide show depicted the image of George Bush giving his acceptance speech, when TV host Craig Kilborn on his Late, Late show, had inscribed the phrase 'SNIPERS WANTED" under the image.

Ayers wound up going scott free do to legal difficulties with the FBI investigations, while wife Bernadette was fined $1500 and given 3 years probation.

Billy the Bomber went on to earn in excess of $126,000 a year as a university professor, while garnering speaking fees at various liberal universities and teaching "Social Justice."

His last book,"Prairie Fire", for those libs who missed it, was dedicated to a number of government anarchists, including Sirhan Sirhan, who shot Robert F. Kennedy, and just last week was linked to right wing Alaskan conservatives by NY Times pundit Paul Krugman.

Speaking to his guests at the party Bill said with a smile, "these folks just don't get it.
You can't change an agenda by voting man, you got to get out there and bomb things and
shoot a few people up!"

A visit to the Ayers blog proved interesting, as when it opened a voice was heard to
shout amongst the sound of gun shots, explosions and screaming, "CONGRATULATIONS...
WE WON!"

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