It's one thing to be cock of the walk on the top spoof writers table. It's another thing to always have to give in to an argy-bargy with the missus with the words - "Yes Dear".
Frustrated with being low man on the totem pole in the family nest, top spoof writer - and one who's way ahead of the competition by 6 billion points - Cocky Rocky, no hawk-eye he, crowed out a desperate SOS to his fellow roosters via the jungle grapevine AKA the Spoof Writers Forum
"I've had it with the old blue tit biddy" he tweeted, "my comb's turning white, my tail's drooping. I'm a veritable wreck. It's payback time me mateys"
In no time his limp-twigged swinging barnyard mates had responded:
Ragin' Roddy: "With ya cocky - it's on with the brotherhood"
Scratchy Arse: "Me three - lost me balls and want 'em back. She won't let me have 'em. She's already got me guts for garters"
In true team spirit other whupped fellow cuckolds tweeted in, seeking membership to the Cuckolds Club. Following a clandestine meeting at Eggbert's Cocktail Bar the brow-beaten group laid out the founding principles and guidelines for the Secret Spoof Site for Henpecked Husbands - confidentiality guaranteed.
However curious female spoofers who got a whiff of the goings-on quickly sniffed out the mischief. "They're up to dirty tricks" warned Henrietta Alcock - [Cocky Rocky's other half and fellow spoofer]- "and it's up to us to top them".
She and her fellow spoofistas then held a jumble sale of all their designer feathers, threads, bobs and bits to raise funds and have since hired Julia Assangel and her Leakiwicks team to hack into Cocky Rocky's website and expose this secret cabal's secrets for all the world to see.
Henrietta also updated her sister-laydies on the same Writers Forum:
"I'm gonna lay that little pecker across my knees and cluck him like he's never been clucked before. He'll never know what hit him, the little shite".
An updated message to all spoof writers on the Writers Forum from CEO Mark Crowton advised:
"Cocky Rocky has been unavoidably detained and will not be spoofing for a while".
This led to a rush by No. 2 and No.3 writers Rastapasta and Limabean to quickly pump out 30 catch-up spoofs a day, hoping to dethrone the little pischer.