Written by Inhopeless
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Sunday, 9 January 2011

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YOUR HOMETOWN - As you are sitting at an outside cafe near your place of work/education drinking hot chocolate and eating a muffin, you notice a man looking at you in disbelief.

A source close to you, your conscience, says that this man is pretty weird, looking at you like that.

According to long-term memory evidence, you cannot for the life of you remember what you had done to make this man look at you weirdly.

Speculation has occurred over whether the man is a vengeful schoolmate of the past, or some guy you stepped on to get ahead.

The man sits down at the table nearest to you, according to visual footage gathered from your eyes. The man is still staring at you.

"Who the hell are you?" you say.

"Who said that...?" said the man back, according to audio picked up by your ears.

After analysing visual images using your eyes' squinting app, you then use highly complex logic to work out the man is in fact blind.

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