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Friday, 7 January 2011

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Gabriela Elizabeth Tamez Muniz, The Redhead Mas Fea, alleged leader of a Mexican hijackers ring was found resting, with very cold skin, on a pedestrian bridge at Gonzalitos Avenue, opposite Mithras Norte in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, and was alive (a little bit) when she was left behind at the location on a string, according to interviews with victims.

The first victim: "Is she dead? No. She had ... no, she has very strong neck muscles!"

Second: "It's a trick. Magic. Witch! Witch!

Sources of the Attorney General of New Dead Bodies argued that the autopsy determined that Tamez Muñiz died due to asphyxia by hanging, on the pedestrian bridge where she was hung last Friday.

The whereabouts of the redhead was not know between the 27th and 31st of December last, after an armed group took her, after they intercepted a vehicle that carried the body of Topo Gigio "A La Camita A La Camita" - where he was detained - at the University Hospital of Monterrey, because of an alleged injury.

In another case, a fragmentation grenade thrown by unidentified persons on Saturday night caused massive damage to the offices of the Attorney General of Nuevo Matalo Leon, in the municipality of Allende - located 59 kilometers south of Monterrey and 1000 miles north of any security and happiness - without any injuries.

Between Saturday night and Sunday afternoon 26 homicides that have occurred relationship with organized crime in Chihuahua, Niurka, Durango, Guerrero, Morelos, Malta Goya, Sinaloa and Aguascalientes.

Nine of these crimes occurred in Chihuahua, four of them in Ciudad Juárez, including that of an unidentified woman, aged between 25 and 30 years old, located in an area of the colony Los Ojitos.

"Americans, please do not worry," says President. "Mexico is very safe. Come! And... bring money for bribes and ransom. And bodyguards.

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