Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Spam

Thursday, 6 January 2011

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To spam or not to spam, ask Monty Python, they started it all!

Spam, spam, spam, made famous by Monty Python and ever since then globally known as one of the worst things mankind has ever invented is on the retreat.

Levels of it have been falling significantly over the last couple of years proving that junk is junk and eventually people will refuse to have anything to do with it.

Entering our lives from all directions the "Spam" plague is now on the back foot and the reason being is simple, people ignore it, bin it and don't even open it.

In fact tons of the stuff is heading its way to the great municipal dumps situated left and right on the main highways through our lives. Spam makers are in desperation as the continual drop of spam being consumed is reaching crisis point.

They will do anything to infiltrate our lives and will attempt anything to drop their crappy spam at our doorsteps or "in our boxes", but through the introduction of spam blockers and spam fighters, spam makers just can't "hack it"!

It looks like spam is heading the same way as the good old fashioned corned beef and will soon become extinct?

By the way, is this the same spam as what I started out with? What a load of old spam, delete this crap!

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