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Thursday, 6 January 2011

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The recent egg poisoning case in Lower Saxony Germany has had far reaching consequences for the local German population including staff at the prestigious Max Headroom Institute for Parking Structures in Wiesleissen.

The contamination of German eggs with Dioxin laden fat from a Dutch supplier means that over 1000 German farms are now closed and no eggs can be shipped.

Professor Winkel of MHI commented that in the open European market, fat can be freely moved around across borders and good German fat has been replaced with Dutch fat.

The term Egghead can no longer be used as a result of the ban on all egg products and names.

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