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Topics: Sex, Thailand

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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Medical staff at a hospital say that they may have to wait indefinitely if a man's penis, which become so swollen that it could not be removed from his partner's vagina by the normal method, remains erect.

Doctors have said that the unnamed Englishman who had attended the Emergency Room at Bangkok's Yanhee Hospital over the weekend (if only!) claims to have got "rather overexcited" during a game of 'Mummies and Daddies' with his Thai girlfriend, leading to a situation where his penis had grown to a disproportionate size, and could not be extracted from the lady's snatch.

The patients are said to be in good spirits, but 'extremely tired', and doctors say that, as long as the tool remains hard, the couple will have to grin and bear it.

Asked about his condition, the man, a teacher, said:

"It's fine until I want to take a piss. Or a shit. Then things become a little difficult."

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