Miami, Fl - A Florida clown has accidentally killed himself, after trying to make toast while taking a bath. Poco Gordo, 47, was found by neighbors floating in his bathtub, along with his toaster. The clown apparently never heard that water and electricity don't mix.
"He was a stupid clown. No one will miss him." said an unidentified neighbor. "What a fool!"
Police theorize that Mr. Gordo was trying to save time in the mornings by bathing and making toast at the same time. The moron was instantly electrocuted as soon as he put the toaster in his bathtub. Mr. Poco, who was only five-feet tall, weighed over 500 pounds. Police say he was the worst sort of clown--a circus clown!
"He liked eating and he liked being a clown. What a waste of a life, and what a disgrace!" said another unidentified neighbor.
"Everyone hates clowns. I wish they would all just drop dead."