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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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Catholic worshiper carrying the deadly virus.

New York- Hundreds of ignorant peasants who regularly attend Catholic mass to listen to the fables of homosexual priest were exposed to hepatitis while receiving communion on Christmas Day, the holiest of blessed days.

The department of health wants to give vaccines to worshipers who attended two services at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park in Long Island, New York. The department of health is also considering handing out condoms to priest to assure that the virus is not spread through sexual contact.

Uneducated individuals most likely got infected if they received communion during the 10:30 and noon Masses as reported by the health department.

One member of the clergy involved in the communion procedures was infected with hepatitis and the department of health is suggesting that priest use surgical gloves and prepackaged bread chips when handing out Christ's holly flesh to unsuspecting worshipers.

Some 1,300 people with signs of a low I.Q. were in attendance between the two church services.

Symptoms of the disease include the onset of fever, fatigue, poor appetite, nausea, stomach pain, dark-colored urine, jaundice, pain in the genitals and anus.

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