Written by Jaggedone
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Monday, 27 December 2010

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Slum occupants have had enough, what a cheek, they want to steal his rubbish too!

Bagnalore Herald, Bangalore, India - Slum occupants in India have had enough and have vowed to strike from the 01.01.2011.

This strike will cause mayhem in India if it continues too long and the "slum unions" know it. The main reason for their anger is they want a larger slice of the "capitalist cake" growing in India like a tsunami hitting the west Indian coast.

Jaggedone sent his Bangalore CIA (Cockroach, enough of them here, Infiltration Army) reporter, Raji Uptohiseyeballsinshit-Singh, out to find out what the main points of contention were, here his report:

"Slum occupants are very upset because they heard that city councils have promised to introduce a refuse-collecting service in 2011; they want to clear up their millions of tons of plastic, shit, crap and everything else caused by the capatalist boom, this won't do because slum people living off of the shit will lose their only means of income, shit!"

CIA reporter Raji had to make a quick dash for the next crap hole because whilst interviewing in the slums he got a wicked dose of the "Delhi Belly"!

The strike is planned to last until city councils cancel their plans, maintain the status-quo or come up with a better idea to remove the rubbish, unfortunately there is not a hole huge enough to bury it all; maybe they should contemplate re-opening the "Black Hole of Calcutta"!

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