Written by susan allen-rosario
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Topics: God, Hell, Heaven

Thursday, 23 December 2010

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"Real fire and brimstone type stuff."

In an effort to prepare his people for the up coming 2012 end of the world, God is sending out cards letting people know where they are going after the event. The "save the date "cards where sent out yesterday to maximize planning time.

"There are a lot of things to consider when moving to a new location, what to wear, what to take. This will also let people know who will be with them. Did grandma make it to heaven or is she preparing for a hotter climate? Many people may find they have to change their peer groups and families. But with nearly two years to plan, everyone should be fine," God told reporters.

When asked how he would destroy the world, God said floods were out.

"I have a lot of options, but I haven't fixed on one yet. .I like the idea of just blowing everything up, one clean sweep. That flood thing what a mess! All those animals...and the smell!"

"Mrs. Noah was cleaning the Ark for weeks.

What ever happens, it will be creative… real fire and brimstone type stuff. I can promise you that."

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