Written by Buck E Filbert

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Monday, 20 December 2010

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Heat Seeking Bombshell a Weapon of Ass Destruction.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli was visiting Egypt when she was offended by the way the Egyptians handled their camel markets. She thought their behavior was, and is primitive.

She was particularly disturbed by the way camels were, transferred in tracks, "the camels and tents theory", if you can decipher the meaning of that you're a better person than me.

The Egyptian government and people were extremely offended by these comments and are calling the incident an attack by Israel on Egypt.

People are having a hard time imagining why anyone would consider camel care and a 2000 year grudge fight, primitive. That would be for both offending parties.

Israel has had a major change in policy as of late, instead of lobbing bombs at neighboring countries they are now sending heat seeking bombshells with acerbic tongues as weapons of ass destruction.

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