A family's Irish Setter brought a man's lost testicles home for dinner.
A man was castrated on Tuesday by an enraged father that discovered a 57 year old man was putting the meat to his 17 year old daughter. "I did what any responsible father would have done". said the father.
Police were alerted to the torrid affair and were unable to do anything about it, the teen was above the age of consent.
When the father was informed, he took matters into his own hands. He and two of his co-workers tracked the 57 year old down at his home. They sat him down in a chair and proceeded to castrate the man with a butter knife.
When police apprehended the assailant he would not divulge the whereabouts of the man's testicles. After castrating the man he took the testicles with him as he made his escape.
Police were shocked and amazed when they received a call from a local resident that claimed his dog had brought a testicle sack home from outside.
"Braveheart, (the family dog) is always bringing home prizes he gets from outside, said the resident that wishes to remain anonymous, he's a great hunter. You can imagine my surprise and horror, when I discovered his latest catch appeared to be a testicle sack, complete with testicles".
Police said the testicles had to have come from the 57 year old castrated man from earlier that night. It was the only castration reported that day.
Doctors said too much time passed for an attempted reattachment.
When the 57 year old eunuch was contacted for comment he said he plans to keep his testicles on the mantle in a jar. That way he'll feel somewhat complete.
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