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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

STOCKHOLM & LONDON - Taimor al-Whatever attempted to blow up a busy shopping district in Stockholm. The retard.

The guy had three fucking bombs and missed - anybody. That's good. The loser deserved it. Where's your jihad now? Bet he went to hell.

The guy was from Luton - Luton? The most depressing place on Earth, and you decide to blow up Stockholm? For pete's sake.

He apparently attempted to gain as many casualties in retaliation for the Danish cartoonist - him? He's a twatbag too, but that doesn't mean anything. So he drew a cartoon. Grow up. He's wrong in the head, just move on with it. Of course, you terrorist types won't let anything go, will you?

Some sources believe that he had connections to the Taliban in Pakistan... oh he would, wouldn't he? Why can't these Taliban just live their lives like normal people. Have to be such an attention seeker.

Every day you're on the front cover of national dailies, you move a more important story to the middle pages? Is that what you want?

Many insane Taliban and extremists have commended the guy - seriously? Just go die. In a hole. The rest of the world don't want you. However, many Muslims in the UK have, rightly, said that his actions were intolerable.

The local iman at his mosque said that he blamed himself for not spending enough time with him. Poor guy. See? See what you've done you dickhead? You've once again, negatively portrayed Muslim people. Just like that doctor guy, and the 11th September people. Is your job just to make life a living hell for ordinary people?

According to UK police, the man's family had no clue that he had decided to attack others, and his neighbours saw a friendly guy. Oh. Oh. That's 'g-star' isn't it? I hope God punishes you so bad, you wish you were watching the X-Factor.

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