A group of forensic scientists have found small print in the iris of the eyes of The Mona Lisa the classic painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
It had long been thought the Mona Lisa may have hidden messages that told where the Arc of the Covenant is hidden. But to date no such messages have been uncovered, or if they have, no one is talking about it.
One of the scientists was looking the painting over, under high magnification, and discovered letters hidden in the eyes.
The message simply said, "Leonardo was here, bitch", scientists are a little confused as to who the message was intended for, and why the cryptic language.
The scientists will be examining Mona's breasts next, to see if there is any deep hidden meaning there.
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