Wikileaks has hit back at the world over British cables.
As the site is on the verge of being shut down and shunned by those it embarrasses, a new scandal has emerged in the UK related to alleged cables to America.
It seems that the US President, Barak Obama, has warned Britain NOT to send any cables cables whatsoever to Washington, and is actually supporting Wikileaks in this respect.
It is understood that Rambo and the Terminator, or George Bush and Condoleeza Rice as they are better known, have armed themselves in a bunker as a precaution.
It is understood that Mr Obama has put the entire country on alert in the event of Vince Cable arriving in Washington. He said that the country couldn't afford to entertain such a man at this particular time.