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Topics: Sex, Panda

Sunday, 5 December 2010

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Typical panda male, chewing bamboo, having "forty winks" and ignoring the missus's 72 hour time slot!

The Panda bear is one of the most adored animals on the planet, unfortunately they have one problem, reproduction?

It seems that female Panda's only get "hot" 72 hours in the year and during this period their male partners are either too busy devouring bamboo shoots or sleeping!

Now many humans have similar problems, frustrated males who spend most of the time complaining about their frigid wives down the boozer over a pint of best bitter, understand the panda problem very well.

The housewives at home doing the cooking, cleaning, working and not feeling particularly "hot" after all of their chores, prefer to curl up on the sofa, watch a soap or two or Simon Cowell's talent shitty shows, then drop off.

In the interim the hubbies return from the boozers, half-canned and knackered after a hard day's lifting of pints and drop off too!

Chinese researchers gathering data about the "panda problem" are offering their services to humans with the same problems and have advised the following:

If human males want a "hot" missus, lay off chewing bamboo? Don't waste your time and money down the boozer, marry 10 African women (it's legal there), dump her indoors and all of your frustrations will be over.

As for the "cool" housewives, buy Playgirl and a vibrator, they work wonders!

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