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Sunday, 5 December 2010

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This time Ecuador, next time Poland and the world!

The Ecuadorian volcano about to erupt is not a natural occurrence?

Seismologists studying the outburst and the surrounding quakes were convinced that the volcano was only due to erupt in 2050 and not now.

After researching the volatile situation surrounding the volcano and interviewing local inhabitants it seems that there are other reasons for the rather early outburst?

Several local villagers swear they recently have seen strange, turban-clad figures hiring donkeys around the area and were last observed heading for the volcano, their donkeys packed with strange, bulky objects?

This seems to have been going on since months and the local authorities thought they were just drug cartels hauling their shipments ove the mountain towards Columbia, in other words, normal, so they didn't bat an eye lid!

Suspicion was aroused after an E Mail was received at the Pentagon from somewhere on the side of a mountain in Pakistan, here it is:

"US infidels, sons of whores, devil worshippers, you will all perish!" "We the mighty Al Qaeda will blow you all to smitherines and A+++H will succeed, if you think 9/11 was something special, wait till you see this mother fucker explode, Viva la Revolucione!"

This clue was missed by the Pentagon, "viva la revolucion", written in Spanish and the message ignored as bullshit?

Now after gathering information from the locals they realise that Al Qaeda could be even greater than Mother Nature herself!

Another message was also received, here it is:

"US infidels, sons, of whores devil worshippers, Al Qaeda is ready to attack Poland, Hungary, Austria, Czech Republic, Russia, the world, SIEG FUCKING HEIL!!

Maybe the Pentagon shouldn't ignore this one?

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