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Saturday, 4 December 2010

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phoned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week to inform him that he would be willing to provide a medium-sized nuclear blast to help extinguish the massive wild fires that are tearing through the northern portion of the country.

"Bibi, we would be more than happy to deliver a thermonuclear device to your location," said Ahmadinejad via an unsolicited secure phone call with the charges reversed.

"Thank you, my monkey-faced friend, but we seem to have everything under control. All is well," replied Netanyahu.

Hot, dry conditions and an unauthorized garbage dump are being investigated as the cause behind the fires. Similar words were used by Ahmadinejad's proctologist to describe His Excellency's Colon.

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