LONDON & MOSCOW - After revelations that Russia is hosting the 2018 World Cup, Britain have started WW3 with Russia.
David Cameron, coming to Cabinet in a drunken stupor, mostly to drown his sorrows of the lost investment, ordered his Cabinet to 'push the reddest button'. A coffee then appeared. He then pressed a green button, which then brought up the control screen for Britain's nuclear vessels.
ArmHead One was launched straight into North Korea, by accident, causing NK to fire a secret warhead into New York City. The US retaliated by firing at Shanghai. China then fired at Paris, France, who then attacked Moscow, who then attacked Mumbai, India, who then fired at Pakistan, who then fired at Los Angeles.
"The entirety of demcracy is at stake," said Obama. "Somebody, probably, fired at one of our allies, probably, who then, probably, fired at some other guy. Oh fuck it. We're doomed!"
According to the final ever WikiLeaks document, ever, WW3 will be the end of the world.