I was sitting 'catching up' on The Spoof this morning, the t.v. Canada Morning news magazine was on and out of the corner of my ear I heard the newscaster speaking to a female scientist on the discovery of a new life form.
The woman being interviewed had a slight speech impediment but I was enthralled, so stopped reading The Spoof and turned my full attention to the woman with the speech impediment.
From what I could make out, this life-form can exist without air.
For a moment I thought the scientists had discovered the well-hidded Spoof Writers' office complete with resident Spoofers tapping away at their keyboards.
However when she mentioned that this life-form can exist, apparently, without air I realized the location of The Spoof Writers' offices was safe.
No Spoof Writer can exist without air! THE HOTTER THE BETTER!
We all live to Spoof another day hidden away from prying eyes. Except those of the bloody Telegraph journalist and others who 'steal' our stories.