Written by Mark Lowton

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Topics: Sex, Japan

Thursday, 11 September 2003

In a bid to irradicate stress from the workplace, Japanese bosses have ordered their workforce to have designated sex-breaks during the day to keep levels of stress to an absolute minimum.

Stress, the office plague, effects roughly half of the world's workers. Over the years many measures have been introduced to help alleviate the problem. Power-naps have proved successful, but Mr. Gaksai believes his new form of stress relief will remove stress completely.

"It is a well documented fact that sex is a great stress reliever." Began Mr. Gaksai, "Therefore incorporating sex into the daily routine of work will help keep stress to a minimum.

"Sexual partners are predetermined a week in hand. Where pairs are not feasible a 'ménage à trois' situation will incur."

Mr. Gaksai also informed us that videos would be on hand for his "ugly" staff.

Wives and husbands of Mr. Gaksai's employees are said to be cautious of his plans. "I find it hard enough already to get my husband away from work" said one wife.

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