Word out of North Korea is that Leader Kim who has virtually already handed over their leadership to his son, a chip off the old blockhead, has accidentally blown his ass off.
A North Korean spy from South Korea stated that there was a lot of running around yesterday after an explosion was heard at Kim's headquarters.
"Apparently Kim was busy testing some chemical mixtures to attack the South with, which is his hobby outside of watching cartoons", stated Mr. Lee (Alias). "He had mixed several which did not work the way he had intended. So he flushed them down the commode and commodes are always backed up in North Korea. That in itself tells me that they're full of shit."
"Later Kim decided to take a crap and all this time what he had flushed was mixing with all the stuff already in there and the resulting explosion blew Kim's ass off."
A secret photo smuggled out shows Kim being helped around by assistants, his ass flatter that his head.
Also, a second spy returned that stated that Kim's son, his successor was happy to hear Kim's family jewels had also been blown away so there will be no new Kim's coming into the family to try and overthrow him in the next forty years.
Last recorded words from Kim were "I like that Wiley Coyote...Acme blow my ass off!"