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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Wikileaks will destroy the world!!!!

In a shocking document released by Wikileaks today, it has been revealed that Britney Spears thinks that Russian President Putin is "a bit of a douche."

Wikileaks have exclusively revealed the document released to a select few "quality" media outlets. The revelation is bound to cause tension in US-Russian relations.

The document was compiled by Ms Spears' hairdresser, and also contains other exciting opinions of the superstar, including:

- Britney doesn't rate new British PM David Cameron very highly,
- She is not convinced that Iran's nuclear ambitions are completely peaceful,
- She wishes Lady Gaga would catch a horrible disease.

Already, governments around the world are working out how to prevent global panic and riots which are likely to start once the news is revealed. Wikileaks have been accused of causing chaos and putting gossip columnists out of business.

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