Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Government, british

Thursday, 11 September 2003

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Get In My Belly!

In the latest crazy political stunt by the British Government, it has been announced that all British Ambassadors will be forced to don the famous Beafeater costume.

Ambassadors are to be sent several changes of the costume at the end of this month and are expected to wear them at all times, including/especially in bed.

Some critics are afraid that countries like India who see the cow as a sacred animal, will be upset about the move. Says Josh Amrundawi:

"We love cows and you British people are eating them like there is no tomorrow. This silly costume is an acceptance that you are all beefeaters and my country is angry. We demand retribution!"

It is unknown why this change has come about, nor why it has generally been unreported in British newspapers.

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