Today it was announced that the Croc Hunter himself Steve Irwin will run for the job of being the next president.
Please cast you vote for: Steve Irwin who is running for President! Steve is giving away and also selling promotional aids to guide in his efforts in obtaining votes.
Some of the promotional items include: green gum, green water, deodarant-with the real down under smell, aftershave-with a splash of green stuff. The Pesidency means much to The Crocodile Hunter. He has been in many sticky and hard situations starting with Crocdiles. Steve says "Danger Danger Danger, I'm shaking like a leaf!" and also "Crickey, those teeth are big, but so are the folks in the White House". Steve would be a wonderful canidate because he remains positive in difficult situations, wears khaki. Not many Presidents can pull that off, and always has a smile.
The one thing difficult to picture is Steve in a suit.....but Steve said, "I am having a special mint green suit made-with a croc pin."
His wife Terri could be the first lady. With his daughter Bindi they make the perfect role model family. It is rumoured that Graham Steve's pet croc will be making good use of one of the spare 50 master bedrooms.
Another Rumour is that Steve and Terri will be getting the advice of the guys from that hit show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy to help decorate the Presidential Bedroom with a jungle green theme.
Steve is running a reality TV show called "What A Croc" With a chance for one lucky person take over his multi million dollar 'Australia Zoo' animal park. 10 Steve Irwin look alikes have to prove they are worth leaving the park in their hands. Some of the tasks that contestants will be challenged with are: Racing the croc across the water, and moving the croc from one sanctuary to another. The other 9 runner ups will win a copy of the new Croc Hunter board game where you can be Steve Terri or Graham the croc in the comfort of your own home.
What is the final word from President Irwin? Crikey! What was that?