Written by Buck E Filbert

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Topics: Paris Hilton, vagina

Monday, 29 November 2010

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Paris lost her vagina again

Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage once again. This time showing up at the Hollywood Santa Parade. Parents and children alike were running for their lives as Paris's VaJJ was slithering up and down Hollywood blvd. It was oozing gallons of slime as it strutted about.

Police tried to capture the out of control genitalia as it horrified parade goers but to no avail, it was like trying to corner a greased pig, from what I witnessed first hand.

Paris's peekachoo really can be a problem when it escapes. "It does not listen to reason. It wants to do what it wants to do, and that's it".

Paris finally had to be called in to corral her Vagina. She was not even aware that it was missing.

After Paris put her Vagina away firemen had to sanitize the entire blvd with antiseptic high pressure hoses. The parade went on as scheduled. No other incidents were reported.

From The Parade Route at Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"Everybody loves a parade"

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