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Monday, 29 November 2010

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The Acme Bomb Company

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan.

Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended to pull a jihad on American soil. His first hint about being set up should have been when he saw, The Coyote, from the Road Runner cartoons making the bomb out of Acme products.

It seems Mohamud was not aware of the fact the American government is looking for fools like him to further tighten it's strong hold on the American citizens.

If you want to impose more stringent rules and regulations you must first have a "false flag", type situation so the populace will be behind having their rights taken away.

Mohamud was set up with a van containing 55 gallon drums that appeared to be explosives but in fact, were fakes.

Mohamud stated that he wanted to kill children and families during the holiday season. Niccceee!

The FBI arrested Mohamud after he attempted to set the bomb off with a cell phone call. He fought police and the FBI shouting, "Allahu akbar"! Aribic for "God is Great" as he was arrested.

Mohamud attempted to ignite the bomb 12 minutes before the tree lighting. He didn't even get to see the ceremony. Dummy.

Mohamed Osman Mohamud could be imprisoned for life if he is found guilty. Now, that's funny.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

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Democracy is stronger than terrorism, and we will not cower to the terrorists' campaign of fear.
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