The question of whither we are alone in the Universe has been
answered. Governments across the globe have come forward to confirm the existence of extraterrestrial beings on our planet.
The reason for this honesty is the aliens are leaving the planet like rats deserting a sinking ship. So, why the exodus?
Meetbop, a Terrellian Overlord said, "you humans are pathetic, you'll never get it together. You're hopeless. As individuals you are O.K., as a group your a mess. We'z outs.
So, on the eve of discovery, the fact that aliens do indeed live among us will never be confirmed because they all left our planet because we can't get it together.
From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert
"Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the Government is hushing it up."
Professor Stephen Hawking