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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Now in the Curriculum

Asham Ambed Arrorya, Director of Trining at the Kabul Institute of Terrorism, speaking recently at an evening meeting of the local Kiwanis, stated, "We will soon be offering some special basketball training at our faccility. We had never considered it a means to gain access to the President of the United States."

He continued, "We already have three operatives at Fort McNair, but their expertise collectively was in explosives and terrorism."

He stated later that Karl Malone, Bill Laimbeer and Dennis Rodman had been contacted in regards to determining the curriculum for the new course.

He concluded his address with this comment, "We are amazed that the Hispanic Caucus came up with that idea first. We have always felt that our "networking" was the most effective creative means, but we have been proven wrong."

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