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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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(LAX) - In a scene straight out of Hollywood, distracted airport security police officers neglected to properly screen a pair of travelers who closely resembled Sarah Palin and Gillian McKeith this past weekend.

The two allegedly were smuggling Thanksgiving turkeys, were dressed as sex students, and were bound for North Korea according to eyewitnesses. It is unknown if they were Al Qaeda operatives or not.

To be safe, however, INTERPOL's Fusion Task Force now includes all Sarah Palin and Gillian McKeith look-alikes on its photo boards of suspected terrorists.

Furthermore, in almost completely unrelated news the U.S. consumer economy may be once again showing signs of life.

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