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Friday, 26 November 2010

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Ghanaian knickerless women can't afford new one's, lucky for the men!

The selling of second hand knickers has been banned in Ghana: Markets, second-hand shops, even brothels are not allowed to issue used knickers to Ghanaian women, even if they can't afford new ones.

This situation has caused a lot of pleasure for Ghanaian men hoping to get a quick flash now and then from Ghanaian, knickerless women whilst picking up their water vases.

The price of new knickers is for many Ghanaian women well out of reach and second hand one's were always a comforting substitute, albeit the long-john grannie versions imported from Northern England were not so popular.

Ever since the ban was implemented the birth-rate in Ghana has quadrupled. Horny men getting hot flashes of naked "pussy" can't resist it and the women wearing no knickers tend to oblige.

The Ghanaian government now face a dilemma, a high birth rate or allowing second hand knickers to be sold again and a recent poll among the male population of Ghana certainly preferred the ban.

As for the knickerless women, well, "you got a 'dicky' I got a 'pussy' what's the problem!" (especially when there's no second hand knickers blocking the pubic truth!)

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