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Friday, 26 November 2010

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Self Pix of Monkey Woods Sticking His FW "Mark" Award Where the Sun Don't Shine

What was once an inane, harmless joke perpetrated on the unpaid writers for the Spoof.com, by it's shadowy editor, has now prompted open warfare over the previously little regarded FEATURED WRITER award that randomly pops up now and again to randomly highlight the mostly randy male writers!

The confrontation came to the fore today when expatriate writer Monkey Woods, now retired in exotic splendor in Pattaya, Thailand, found himself FEATURED WRITER shortly after disparaging, once again, the award and the mostly inane comments that designation elicited from other writers on the site, who mostly were brought up to be socially pleasant and non confrontational.

Calling the award "shite" and something "I wouldn't wipe me arse with", Mr. Woods found himself the subject of 317 individual threads on the Forum congratulating him on his selection this morning, only a day after THANKSGIVING, the day when you get the bird if you're a colonist.

Who says the editor has no sense of humour, eh?

Sometime co-plotter, instigator, and acid wit, Fergus McCarthy has once again been thwarted in his attempt to gain the worthless title.

One only had to go back a short way into the archives to retrieve his anticipated retort to Mr. Wood's achievement"

"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME....IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE ME!" he was said to exclaim as he headed back up on his roof to add a gun turret to his new fortress in anticipation of newly opened 'troubles' in Ireland due to
overspending on the part of politicians.

According to a friend (sic) of the Woods family, Mrs. Woods was said to be distraught over the award: There'll be no living with the BASTARD now! You thought he was a big headed nasty brute before...now just wait...see what you've done, you Mark Lowton you ....you.....egg sucking, toasted cheese ego manipulating BASTARD....AAAARGH!"

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