Jumping on the band wagon requesting Gag Orders are many writers of The Spoof.
Footballers are requesting Gag Orders right, left and centre in an effort to keep their names out of the press regarding extra-marital sex escapades with fellow team-mates' wives and/or prostitutes.
Why THEY should be deserving of being granted such an order is beyond me, when any ordinary folk caught cavorting with prostitutes and the like, have their names listed for all to see in many newspapers around the world in "The John Lists"
Now, the Spoof Writers requesting Gag Orders has nothing to do, directly, with sex. In fact, there are a number of Spoof Writers who are writing to their Administrator to put GAGS on fellow Spoof Writers for the minimum of 14 days.
Spoof Writers requesting these gags want a break from reading about vaginas, penises, willies, boobs, arses, female pop stars, models and politicians.
"We just want a short break," said their spokesperson.
"There are just so many vaginas and penises, willies, boobs arses etc. one person can take. Is it too much to ask for a 14 day amnesty?"
Admin. is said to be looking into the numerous vaginas etc. and will issue a statement in the not too distant future.
In the meantime he said his hands are tied (or was that 'handcuffed'?)