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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Another Gore Inconvenient Truth: Ethanol Causes Marine Engine Failure!

Years after he pushed, stumped and built a lucrative career on Global Warming Posturing and flawed scientific data, former Presidential hopeful Al Gore finally admitted Ethanol is a bogus product he pushed in order to buy votes in Tennessee and Iowa!

Despite everyone knowing the push for ethanol from corn products was a scam, including those farmers on subsidy, even today the government is looking into plans to allow a 5% increase to 15% in the country's gas supplies.

Ethanol production has proven to be unfriendly to the environment and the production of one gallon of ethanol takes more than one gallon of fossil fuel to manufacture.

In addition, the fixation on corn has driven up beef prices as feed costs have increased, and also has put a strain on global economies trying to supply companies like Orville Redenbacher, the King of Pop Corn!

Recreational and commercial fisherman have known for years that Ethanol is harmful to their boats, causing severe fuel problems in gas lines, plastic
gas tanks, and sophisticated fuel injection systems as the ethanol eats away at materials causing sludge and other impediments to proper fuel flow.

In defending his actions Gore said he 'owed it to the farmers in Tennessee, my home state, and of course to all good Iowans who allowed me to kick off my Presidential campaign in their wonderful state!"

Gore, looking pained making the confession, appeared to be suffering from a corn cob stuck up his arse, and indeed, several boat owners on hand for the announcement said they'd like to "corn hole the fat BASTARD' as he had caused them thousands of dollars in damage to their expensive boats.

"It was a convenient lie at the time, that I now find inconvenient, " said the
stuffed pork sausage looking into the camera, "one that I sincerely regret."

A reporter, not from the main stream media, said that Gore was still not telling the whole truth.

"He's a lying sack of S*****, Tipper was ready to blow the whistle on the phony BASTARD in a deposition she gave her divorce lawyer....about Ethanol, that woman Ethyl, the Internet, the solar powered dildo, and his investments in airport body scanners , Tesla motors, and the latest GREEN SCAM, the Chevy Volt....the guy is a SCUM BAG!"

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