Following a protest in Korea, the country looks set to invade... itself.
In shocking events recently, Korean spokespeople revealed "We hate ourselves so much we're going to bomb the crap out of our military bases!"
Threats that this will weaken the military might have been firmly rejected, whereas this move should come to no surprise to the many people living in the country.
Global countries have spoken in outrage against this move, with Russia and China set to go against USA and England in a mock-World-Cup style event... but bigger.
Kim Jong Il, thought to be the man who fired the first missile, said
"Get out of my country you Capitalist bastard!"
in response to claims that Wayne Rooney was on rehab there.